Okay, but what about your colours from two months ago? Temptation Red? Considering Adultery Blue? Considering Adultery Yellow?
Simon Rich, “Crayola Co.” (from 2007’s Ant Farm).
Finn’s been on a real drawing kick these days, and this story comes to mind every time I stop to wonder who thinks up the names for crayon colours.
(Rich’s new collection, The Last Girlfriend on Earth, just came out. Imma read it.)