Too Many Books In The Kitchen

The internet, as filtered by me, Michael Hingston, a 26-year-old writer and editor who enjoys podcasts, strange sodas, the Wu-Tang Clan, and Moby-Dick.

My book reviews appear regularly in newspapers and magazines across Canada, including the National Post, The Edmonton Journal, The Georgia Straight, and Alberta Views. Check each piece for details.

Email me, if you like, at hingston [at] gmail [dot] com. I'm available for hire and I like free books.

WRITING

Favourites: 2009 / 2010 / 2011
What I Read: 2009 / 2010 / 2011
All Reviews / All Interviews

Mark Abley (1)
Henry Adams (1)
Chris Adrian (1)
Charlie Ahearn (1)
César Aira (1) (2)
Jonathan Ames (1)
Kingsley Amis (1)
Martin Amis (1) (2)
Karen Armstrong (1)
Margaret Atwood (1)
Jane Austen (1)
Paul Auster (1)
Chris Bachelder (1; Q&A)
Nicholson Baker (1) (2) (3)
John Barth (1)
Elif Batuman (1)
Katrina Best (1)
Mike Birbiglia (1)
Andrej Blatnik (1)
Grégoire Bouillier (1)
Grant Buday (1)
Raymond Carver (1)
Adolfo Bioy Casares (1)
Michael Chabon (1)
Dan Charnas (1; interview) (2)
Chris Cleave (1)
Lynn Coady (1; interview) (2)
Douglas Coupland (1; interview)
Amanda Cross (1)
John D'Agata (1)
Don DeLillo (1) (2)
Charles Demers (1; interview)
Kristen den Hartog (1)
David Denby (1)
Helen DeWitt (1) (2)
Patrick deWitt (1; Q&A) (2; Q&A)
Nicolas Dickner (1) (2)
Dave Eggers (1)
Alison Espach (1) (2; Q&A)
Percival Everett (1) (2)
Jim Fingal (1)
Anne Finger (1)
Jonathan Safran Foer (1; interview)
Kaitlin Fontana (1; Q&A)
Cheryl Foggo (1)
Jim Fricke (1)
Marie-Louise Gay (1)
David Gilmour (1)
Malcolm Gladwell (1)
Misha Glouberman (1)
Adam Leith Gollner (1)
Adam Gopnik (1)
Emily Gould (1)
John Gould (1)
Lee Gowan (1)
Adam Haslett (1)
David Hayward (1)
Alan Heathcock (1)
Steve Hely (1)
Aleksandar Hemon (1)
Lee Henderson (1; interview)
Kira Henehan (1)
Sheila Heti (1) (2; Q&A) (3) (4)
Nick Hornby (1)
Robert Hough (1)
Mary-Beth Hughes (1)
Maude Hutchins (1)
Isol (1)
Harry Karlinsky (1)
Esmé Claire Keith (1)
Chuck Klosterman (1) (2; interview)
Ryan Knighton (1)
Jane F. Kotapish (1)
Nam Le (1)
Lawrence Lessig (1)
Jonathan Lethem (1) (2) (3) (4)
Michael Lewis (1) (2)
Tao Lin (1) (2; Q&A) (3)
David Lipsky (1) (2)
Sam Lipsyte (1)
Lisa Lutz (1)
Ben Marcus (1)
Clancy Martin (1)
Zachary Mason (1; Q&A) (2)
Colin McAdam (1; interview)
Tom McCarthy (1)
Herman Melville (1)
David Mitchell (1)
Lorrie Moore (1) (2) (3) (4)
Horacio Castellanos Moya (1)
Haruki Murakami (1) (2) (3) (4)
Michael Murphy (1)
Billeh Nickerson (1; interview)
Benjamin Nugent (1)
Andrew O'Hagan (1)
Daniel Orozco (1)
John Ortved (1)
Patton Oswalt (1)
Boris Pahor (1)
Chuck Palahniuk (1; interview)
Orhan Pamuk (1)
DC Pierson (1) (2; Q&A)
Hannah Pittard (1)
Padgett Powell (1)
Thomas Pynchon (1)
François Rabelais (1)
Nathan Rabin (1)
Ross Raisin (1)
Simon Rich (1; interview) (2)
Edward Riche (1)
Santiago Roncagliolo (1)
Adam Ross (1)
Nicholas Ruddock (1)
Salman Rushdie (1)
Karen Russell (1)
Richard Russo (1)
Mike Sacks (1; interview)
José Saramago (1) (2) (3) (4) (5)
Elissa Schappell (1)
Salvatore Scibona (1)
Will Self (1; interview)
Gary Shteyngart (1; interview)
Katherine Silver (1; Q&A)
Zadie Smith (1) (2)
Muriel Spark (1)
Dana Spiotta (1)
J. Courtney Sullivan (1) (2)
John Jeremiah Sullivan (1)
Miguel Syjuco (1)
Justin Taylor (1) (2; Q&A) (3)
Rob Taylor (1; Q&A)
Lynne Tillman (1)
Miriam Toews (1; interview)
Wells Tower (1)
Matthew J. Trafford (1)
Deb Olin Unferth (1)
Jean-Christophe Valtat (1)
Jorge Volpi (1)
Sarah Vowell (1)
David Foster Wallace (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6)
Russell Wangersky (1)
Mélanie Watt (1)
Teddy Wayne (1; interview)
Colson Whitehead (1)
David Whitton (1)
John Williams (1)
D.W. Wilson (1; interview)
Kevin Wilson (1)
Molly Young (1) (2; Q&A)
Vlado Žabot (1)

OTHER PIECES

"Comic Sans" (The Incongruous Quarterly)
"'No Fear' T-Shirts Based on Board Games" (McSweeney's)

"Jay-Z Builds His Dream Home"
"The Men in the Mirror"
"Moby-Dick; or, My Favourite Book"
"The Pop-Culture Annotated 'Lord's Prayer'"
"Tumblr Recommends"

Kira Henehan, Orion You Came and You Took All My Marbles

Kira Henehan’s debut novel, Orion You Came and You Took All My Marbles, is an exercise in what you might call straight-faced psychedelia. It’s a detective novel, but any Sherlock Holmes-style sleuthing on the reader’s part will inevitably come to naught. Here, evidence is hard to recognize. The narrator, a woman named Finley, is a patently self-deluded amnesiac. And the world the book takes place in is so off-kilter that nothing can be safely assumed. For instance, the action is set in a region composed entirely of gravel, metres and metres deep; dozens of abandoned golf carts dot the bumpy landscape. The weirdness of these things is not remarked upon.

Is any of this stuff significant to the mystery—something involving a bowling alley, a community theatre production of Lolita, and eerily lifelike finger-sized puppets? Not particularly. In this book, the question “why?” is seldom asked, and never answered. Henehan is not interested in causes, only effects.

This isn’t necessarily a complaint. After all, every book teaches you how to read it, and Orion rarely feels like it’s escaped from the author’s loopy-but-singular vision. In other words, the chaos is controlled; whether it’s satisfying is another matter.

The book functions as Finley’s official report about this particular mission, and she tries her very best to be rigorous and objective at all times. She’s a real stickler, to her boss (Binelli) and co-workers’ (Murphy, The Lamb) unending chagrin. There are a bunch of reasons this turns out to be an impossible task, but the main trouble is that Finley tries so hard to be thorough that she ends up including all sorts of useless details. This is the Tristram Shandy paradox: in trying to describe everything, Finley ends up describing nothing. Pretty soon her supposedly air-tight report has lapsed into tangents, guesswork, and strings of long, completely imaginary flashbacks.

Still, she maintains a professional tone—“for this is not after all a traipse through a meandering wood nor a lark through a bubbling brook but a report, in fact, digressions notwithstanding.”

Finley herself is a thoroughly likable concoction, mixing feminine wiliness with a martian’s lack of social grace. To her, every conversational silence is a battle of endurance. She carries a spray bottle with her at all times, because she knows men are attracted to “an overall sense of just-having-lifted-oneself-from-a-dip-in-the-lake dampness.” At the same time, her memory loss—she remembers nothing of her life before Binelli recruited her, and only retains vestigial hatreds of Russians and a girl wearing blue—makes her a fundamentally tragic figure. She has a head of unappealingly red hair and, for some reason, yellow eyes. We root and mourn for Finley in equal doses.

Orion as a whole is a similar blend of comic absurdism and inscrutable logic. It’s plenty of fun to get swept up in the current, but I’m not sure you come away with all that much once the ride is over. In the end, Henehan’s most hard-won success might actually work against the book’s efficacy: by so thoroughly cutting ties to the world as we experience it, she’s crafted a replacement that we’re not all that invested in. It’s almost too easy to wave goodbye.

Milkweed Editions, 272 pp., $19.50, paperback

(review also appeared in Vue Weekly, July 15, 2010)

Jul 11, 2010
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